The sprint advocates got something real. High-intensity interval training does produce faster VO2max gains in sedentary people than steady jogging produces in the same timeframe. That's measurable and it matters if your goal is cardiovascular capacity in a hurry. But the corollary they skip past is also true, also measurable, and also matters. Steady-state jogging builds capillary density and fat oxidation efficiency faster than sprinting does. Your blood literally becomes better at delivering oxygen to your muscles and burning fat as fuel on a long jog than it does on a sprint workout. Both adaptations happen in blood. Neither one is an optical illusion.
This is where the "superior" framing collapses.
The problem isn't that one study beat another. The problem is that we're measuring different things and calling it a tie. When researchers compare sprint protocols to steady jogging, they often choose which adaptation to prioritize in their outcome measures, then declare victory for whichever protocol produced the bigger number on that one variable. It's not dishonesty. It's the way the nervous system actually works. Intensity and duration produce distinct metabolic responses. Your mitochondria respond one way to repeated maximal effort. They respond differently, not worse, to sustained submaximal work.
A coach building an athlete for a 5K race needs VO2max gains fast, so sprints win her analysis. A coach building an athlete for an ultramarathon needs capillary density and oxidative efficiency, so steady-state wins hers. Neither coach is wrong. Neither is measuring the "real" adaptation while the other chases a phantom.
The tension lives in your own training decisions. You pick a modality, gain real benefits from it, then watch someone else gain different real benefits from the opposite modality and feel like you chose wrong. You didn't. You chose the adaptation you needed, and you got it. The person who chose differently got a different adaptation. The phrase "live fast, die old" only makes sense if you've already decided what "winning" looks like. Most of us haven't. Most of us are still trying to figure out which blood marker we actually need to move.